Do not spend time outside.
If you have been a total fucking idiot and spent time outside, do not order a hot coffee.
If you have continued being retarded and done so anyways, do not continue walking later.
If you have been stupid and walked around, do not complain when your head hurts and you feel like shit.
And the DS' battery needs to be charged too. Yaaaay.
Dummy. Why on Earth would you think drinking /hot/ coffee on a /hot/ day would be a good idea? Iced coffee is where it's at.
ReplyDeleteI don't like iced coffee much, and I wasn't thinking.
ReplyDelete...Clearly.